Roooobot hoooouse!!!

“Well, we do have this footage of him with his pants on fire.”

Are you not amazed? And entertained?

So long have I waited to hear those three little words. A casual phrase to some, but to me, it evinces a deep connection and the possibility of a lifelong relationship.

Is this the only image of VW in this outfit? I demand many more such images. I will not easily tire of them. Also, is he called VW? If not, he should be. I demand that as well. I have many demands.

Convenience is the only reason to slice a pizza, really. Now, if you’re Vince Wilfork, you can handle a whole pizza in one hand. The rest of us, we have to ferry that pizza to our faces piecemeal.

You — and your commitment to this thread — are amazing. Have a great and very polite day.

Awful? Or so good he’s transcending our ability to judge? Who can even say at this point...

Just when I thought this thread would leave me hanging on the edge of out-loud laughter. Thanks for pushing it over.

You guys have it EASY. I live in motherfucking SEATTLE. This smarmy tool is like a god to these people. Fucking heathens.

Ha ha ha! I learned something new, thanks.

Oh, I’m fine with sharing **good** ideas. It’s the popularity of stupid-as-fuck non-jokes that **I’m** outraged about.

If you get it, can you explain it for us geezers?

I’ve used this set, it’s — as others say — a good starter set to determine whether bondage is something you enjoy and will want to do more often. If yes, then you’ll want to upgrade. To whit: install eye-bolts in the head- and footboards, and replace the cheap d-rings in the cuffs. Tons of fun though. This is a good…

What makes Illinois Nazis more detestable than the Nazis of any other geographic region?

This is incredible. I don’t know what to say in response to it. She’s certainly, uh, got some interesting ideas about how to assert her dominance?

Oh yes please!! I would read the shit out of whatever she submits.

Not enough love for this.

Come on, Burneko, you’re not fooling anyone. You’re such a huge Col. Reginald Dyer fanboy. We all know how much you love quartering soldiers in local’s homes, too.

WTF. Just, this is the most freaky messed-up inhuman and inhumane thing I’ve ever —