"Oh my, a cartoon penis! And a discussion of penises! I do believe I shall faint dead away! Fetch the smelling salts!"

YES.

You know, that's how I — a guy who's just not that into dicks — thought I felt too. But then I checked out the Critique My Dick Pic site — and I've found a new appreciation for the dick pic as an art. The clear articulation of the aesthetic failures (rather than moral ones) of the terrible dick pics, and of the…

His singing is probably usually fine — it's just that he can't hear himself over the music and crowd noise. It's really really hard to be on pitch in those circumstances. He has a nice voice!

I was not *in America* at the time, but here's my story:

'Who ordered the "flamingly brotastic yarmulke"?'

Has no one ever pointed out to you that all sports fans are awful, especially when their team wins, and that winning teams attract more new fans than losing ones?

Not only that, but I heard that seahawks aren't even a real animal. And stuff.

I haven't even watched this yet and it's already my favorite video of all time.

"He acts like an asshole to Marshawn Lynch because he hates Marshawn Lynch, nothing more, which is fine."

I've got your self-relieving regulator right here.

Is that the new policy? I didn't get the memo.

What idiot asked him why he was there 25 times?

Or ask continuously why he showed up to media day.

It's the circle of life, my child. We get pissed at the dipshits, but when our anger passes, it becomes the fodder that feeds the dipshits. ... Do you want me to sing about it? Cuz I could.

Oh, oh, I know this. It's an arm! Or a jumbotron! Or the game/play clock!

Just because someone is against war, doesn't mean they won't punch a schmuck who richly deserves it in their stupid simpering face.

Considering that so many Rebs who come here don't really know how to deal with non-whites and tout their Confederate "heritage" rather than being fully American, it's not really a surprise that this is your response. It's your lack of desire to assimilate that has caused the issue.

As a Seahawks fan, he's not allowed to give you that information.

Very nice.