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NARCISSITIC PERSONALITY DISORDER.
This is my father. Par for the course. He won’t shut up; he honestly thinks that he’s a victim and that he comes across as the better person here. Genuinely. 

It’s interesting that I haven’t heard much about or from her actual ex husband! Either the Queen’s corgi goon squad scared him good or he just didn’t want to be cast as Trash Human of the Year and wisely kept his yap shut.

Thomas Markle is an emotionally abusive peice of trash. Stop giving him attention.

Motherfucker, decide which way you want it before you sit down for a nine-hour interview. Daily Mail should ask for their money back.

“Meghan thinks she’s better than us”

I have a feeling this is why she was totally cool with the royals. She was like “Have you seen MY family? They make yours look like the Cleavers.”

I made her the Duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her.”

Are you happy when you’re with him? I have the same issues, and it took me a long time to let myself believe that my gf was kind and good to me simply because she was a kind and good person who loved me, not because of any outside reasons. Now I'm the happiest I've ever been, and I've let her love into my life, and

I went to Scotland for two weeks and came back with a slight brogue.

I am only exposed to Brits 40 hours a week and it is incredibly hard to resist some of it rubbing off, *especially* the “DID you?”/“IS it?”/“IS she?”/“IS he?” chirpy auto-response. I can only imagine what it’s like for MM being aroumd them, and only them, 24/7. Give the girl a break!

Then it just makes a mess inside a plastic bag and carrying a cooler around with me all day is a bit of an inconvenience, especially for something that doesn’t work as well. I’ll keep the spray.

Every time i think about his disrespect to those code breakers in front of his beloved Andrew Jackson portrait I feel such rage.  

Many good conversations with North Korea-it is going well! In the meantime, no Rocket Launches or Nuclear Testing in 8 months. All of Asia is thrilled. 

“Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017.”

Kaep’s red jersey?!! That’s brilliant.

I’m a giant cynic and hater but

Don’t you agree that his tweets have gotten even more rabid, unhinged, and bullying over the last few months? Either “President” Trump has deteriorated mentally or he is feeling the pressure of the many investigations and lawsuits, or both.

Maybe if he hugged Melania that passionately like he hugs the flag, she would live with him...

Isaiah Mustafa is the guy from the “I’m on a horse” Old Spice commercial.