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Congrats! You’ll love it! Having your own space to do whatever you want with it is really fun. Having to pay when stuff breaks is less so, but it’s worth it IMO.

gas ovens are the best though (cooking wise)

I remember when I used to have peppers in my garden. I put that shit on everything. Also, there’s this random stalk of corn in my garden. HOW???

A lemon plant I’ve nurtured from a seed. The most important thing is to fertilize every 2 weeks from March to September and keep her away from frost throughout the winter. Fingers crossed she survives. I’ve called her Lucy.

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.

Hey from the beautiful Pocono mountains, kitty cats! I had my facelift on Wednesday, and The Bartender and I have been holed up in a hotel, and we have been drinking wine, watching movies, and ordering room service. I’m skipping the prescribed painkillers, bc I don’t need them. I’m super bruised up and swollen, but

Stress is going to eat a hole in my stomach, and I had what was quite possibly the most embarrassing moment of my entire life yesterday.

most of those are completely unhinged
(in a basement and/or van)

Are we still not allowed to remotely diagnose his obvious NPD?

Laughing over my screaming sobs.

I’m sure the rest of the world would LOVE the Trumps to be banned from travel. Alas, that would mean we’re stuck with them forever.

had a tenth the power that the Right thinks they have”

it’s because deep down *they know how wrong they are*.

I really wish someone would say to his face “if there was this big conspiracy against you, how did you win?”

Welcome to another Konspiracy day, where nothing matters anymore.

The real crime is “Aura.”

She knew. She’s lying.

Fuck these people. This is what they deserve. No restaurant is required to serve them and they are not a protected class. They may think it’s funny to go to Mexican restaurants and have these people serve them while calling them animals, but they can laugh all they want OUTSIDE, ON THE SIDEWALK. Not to mention, every

What if I told you.....that you can have black friends, black family members, and black co-workers....and still be racist.

I feel the need to repeat what I said to a bawling coworker who fucked up bad but swore she was the victim: