Wired mused, “if our math is right... their boycott [is] a protest against free speech.”

On the left? The left is who ignored how poor of candidate she was against the flamethrower that is Donald Trump. This is where the left truly failed - they didn’t see that, despite the reality that she was far more qualified and that her alleged “scandals” weren’t really a big deal in reality, there was already a…

I posted this theory/idea long ago: despite their denials, they could have cast Hayden Christensen for this cameo. My theory was his face would be mostly covered up with make-up to make him look horribly scarred and older — also, I speculated he’d wear a breather mask. So he’d be floating in a red-tinted bacta tank,…

Wait, wait, wait. The Daily Show has had figures from both sides of the table. She’s a crazy person, yes, but why are we upset by her appearing on a talk show that discusses politics from all “walks”.

What about sites that link click bait articles on the bottom on their pages with things like “10 ways to get out of debt today!” and “you won’t believe what this naughty celeb did next”. Oh yeah, I’m on one of those sites.

I’m surprised you could even spell all of that correctly.

Could the presidency be a remote job? Like when we’re voting with blockchains?

It honestly felt like waking up in a parallel universe. You know this “many universes” quantum theory that states that for every decision you make or when you flip a coin, the universe forks into both end-results? Well, today, we’re on the wrong side of that coin toss.

(And by We, I mean the world. I’m Canadian, but…

From now on let’s refer to Trump as “Biff”.

“Trump is the most socially progressive Republican you’re likely to see in decades.” .. I believe this. I think that Trump’s social views reflect a New York City liberal progressive mentality.

Jeez, JJ Abrams got his hands on this reboot too?!

The atmosphere is thin enough that chutes alone won’t work, but thick enough that wind can still screw up your landing if you get a gust of it, so kinda, the worst of both worlds. Plus, there’s no way to really accurately test a chute on earth. You just hope you get it right.

I see that they fixed the exhaust port problem.

Many Bothans died to bring us the construction manual.

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Just do it as a TV Show a la Game of Thrones. Hell get the producers of Game of Thrones to be involved and you’ll basically outdo both the Lynch movie and the SciFi miniseries.

Enhance!!!