I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Black bears are typically shy but will put up a hell of a fight if cornered or if their offspring are threatened. You would not want any of that.

For the same reason you don’t make your entire book report in bold font. When you highlight everything, you highlight nothing.

Thats rightly called a dwarf planet now

There are some spherical asteroids.

You would get hundreds of planets, including some known comets.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us (Nothing/Nine Pizzas)

Which do you prefer?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Why don’t we just say that it has to be a spherical object that only orbits around a system’s star/stars? We’d still end up with some new planets, but we wouldn’t re-classify all the moons in our solar system as planets either. Like, is it just me or are they making this harder than it needs to be?

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

You know - I’m pretty sure some of the wrong people honestly believe they are the resistance to Obama’s dark Empire....

[laughs] Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Found myself reminded of a certain scene from Band of Brothers.

Haven’t been this excited to see a new Star Wars movie, legitimately ever. Growing up to see Phantom Menace before I could really understand its flaws, then thoroughly enjoying 2 and 3 but being a much bigger EU fan than movie fan, I wasn’t really too hyped for any of ‘em. TCW just looked pretty meh from the get-go…

Perhaps this movie is just what we need to remind people that the Nazis, and Fascists in general, are supposed to be the bad guys

There are so many “toss-up” states going by recent polling that it’s terrifying enough. There’s a very good chance that Hillary wins but doesn’t get past 300, which would be the closest election since 2004.