Wait is she 9? Because I really though Dabbing had been relegated to the fourth and fifth graders of the world. My daughter does it about 16 times a day until I gently touch her shoulder and say “you’re done.”

Going to get a lot of use out of this.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

This supposed “administrative headache” could very easily be solved by simply making them salaried employees who make more than $48K a year:

There was also some shade on clinton’s site that i sent along. If you go to her “trump tax calculator” the results page says you can contact trumps campaign strategist lewandowski with his email address at cnn.com.

Love the No Fucks To Give threads!

Damn, some of these comments about the robbery are just vile. Insurance scam! She deserved it! Did you see the publicity surrounding her return to New York?!?!

Mike Trout has almost 50 career WAR. He’s 25. I feel like he could quit right now to take Jim Cantore’s job and he’d still be a Hall of Famer.

came here to make sure this was done. keep up the good work.

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

My favorite Far Side, ever... and I think of it every time I do that. Which is more often than I should admit.

Obligatory Gary Larson’s comic:

Ha! That last one is like, “did you just touch me? DID YOU JUST. FUCKING. TOUCH ME?!?!”

I do not usually play litter-favorites, but I adore the black kitty for his/her perpetual look of surprise, and the brown one has the cutest face, IMO (also, back to camera = hell yes).

I’m the one that moves out, because I wear all black and allergies. That’s too many damn cats in one house.

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