How in THE fuck do you get into one of those beds? A pole vault? Mini-trampoline? Fosbury Flop? Rope climb?

There’s a strain of “girl-y” throughout the Southern colleges and sororities that I find really really off-putting. And I’m femme as fuck! But it’s so...sugary, fake-y, “Hi, y’all!” bullshit-y.

Uh... I just had my middle-aged woman kick in. She wants to point out that the caption they put on the photo likely indicates their dorm name and room number as well as the zip code — aka displays what might as well be their entire fucking address. I realize they put it out there when they posted it, but it still…

I probably need to look into why this annoys me so. But I’m not going to. This annoys me. I’m annoyed. And I’ve decided to be okay with it.

If that’s the case I hope they’re planning on modifying “airplane” mode to keep Bluetooth enabled. Since about the only time I use headphones with my phone is on an airplane.

I’m listening to a podcast at work right now...with one earbud in, for a pair of headphones that only cost me about $20. they use a 3.5mm plug. I don’t have to worry about interference like I do my bluetooth phones that don’t work right when mowing the lawn. I can plug in one ear with no problem. when I don’t have…

I read her memoir a couple of years ago and it definitely didn’t paint the Karolyis or her parents in a good light.

Drew, you are completely out of line. Farting in the shower is the worst because the moist, hot air opens up all the fart flavor crystals and makes the stank at least 43% worse. I don’t mind the smell of my own brand, but when I’m in the shower and I let when blast I feel like I have hurry my shower up or else I’ll…

“[Menstrual blood is] not any kind of public health risk,” Gynecologist Dr. Jen Gunter explains to Today.com. “To hone in on [it] is ridiculous when there’s also sweat, urine, and fecal matter to consider.”

Wait...can we talk about why Today.com thought it was necessary to get a doctor to explain that menstrual blood…

Would it really be too hard to title this post something other than a complete give away of the results for those of us who looked forward to watching the replay?

i have seen her instagram, she seems to be actually ok. maybe a little schvitzy

Wait, I didn’t read the headline, I just looked at the picture, why is Pitbull fighting with The Rock? He’s Mr. Worldwide, he should be above all this!

My favorite pattern.

I saw his show Latino History for Dummies at the La Jolla Playhouse and it was good! I mean, I'm not huge on voices and that's kinda his shtick, but he told stories that aren't taught in classrooms and important factors in Latino identity. I was very impressed.

It’s possible! My memory is usually pretty good, but I recently took up binge drinking as a hobby, so there’s that.

You’ve won three titles in five years.

I’m excited, I don’t care what the haters say. I never thought in my life time I’d 1) see a black president 2) hopefully see a woman president. I’m stoked because that woman had to be made of motherfucking steal to deal with all the bullshit she’s had to deal with, and whether you call her shillary or Hillary she’s…

Y’all, I am in tears over here. This moment is beautiful. My sister, my tiny new baby niece - they are living in a time when they could conceivably be president.