Bruv, do you sit in my office all day?

Counterpoint: Which one is farting?

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

Sing it.

Can I put in a word for Eddie Izzard’s recent stunning charity fundraising - he just (like, last week) finished running 27 marathons in 27 days in hot, hot South Africa, to raise money for Sport Relief (an offshoot of Comic Relief). The man is a legend, with the biggest heart. And fabulous nails.

I'm more concerned with her apparent case of glitter herpes. Who decided that was a good look?

Does anyone remember years ago, there used to be a sort of high end science store in the malls? I don’t think it was Discovery or anything - It’s likely gone now. But you could buy like $5,000+ geodes and fossils and things? And little stones, and plants, and science projects? I remember they were big into saving the…

It’s been done.

it’s very simple. if you don’t want to pay out a $275 million deal (of guaranteed money), then don’t offer one.

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

I confuse Anne Wojciki with Carolyn Wozniaki. Or Steve Wozniak.

I mean... or we could refer to Anne Wojcicki’s own (not insignificant) accomplishments like 23andme and not treat her like another man’s former property. Please and thank you.

WHAT!!?? That was just a week ago wasn’t it? He was the guy that was getting married, and they wanted listeners to make up a song about his fiance. Wonder if DVK knows. he was on vacation last week. I follow him on twitter and he drove up the coast.

Swiffers are expensive, so I just stopped cleaning stuff.

And why do tournaments like the men’s world cup bring in more revenue? Maybe it’s because the men have had their tournament since like 1930, while the women had to fight tooth and nail to get one in 1991. It’s a chicken-egg scenario. How can you expect the women’s tournament to be as popular as the men’s if for 60…

Finally. Every time a Fox News story pops up, I die a little inside.

“a unique latex material which attacks unwanted fat and impurities within your body”