• When deplaning, the person in the row ahead of you exits first—unless you think you’ll miss you’re next flight in which case it’s better to trample a family of five than get stuck at O’Hare.

This is exactly what I sing EVERY TIME I SEE A PICTURE OF THIS GUY.

IOWA PORK TENT

Yep. I love Amazon, I love my kindle, but I also love browsing in a bookstore for a cover to catch my eye. I feel like I do that a lot less frequently now that the big book store chains have gone away or shuttered a lot of locations.

YES.

Love it. I’m moving in about 2 months and have already starting making lists of who needs to get updated. There are a few on here I hadn’t considered yet.

I’m all for requiring both sexes to register, but THIS was my thought. The dudes calling for this better not be the types to say this kind of shit.

Whereas I was working as an A/P clerk and my phone always rang off the hook. My entire office was listening to the radio, and there my phone rings. I’m thinking “WHO IS CALLING ME RIGHT NOW?” (someone who wanted money, that’s who)

Yep, but I knew neither of those things until I looked up his name!

I’m afraid to know the answer to this, because it can only ruin him for me.

I thought it was John Mayer before reading (and I don’t think I’d heard the name Penn Badgley before this article!).

It’s interesting that the two mentioned, Hillary and Jeb! are probably used that way to distinguish them from the other people with the same last name.

I’m finally no longer underwater on a condo I bought in 2004. I feel you.

I was just saying this same thing today. I just had an offer accepted this weekend, and it’s insane that I’m spending so much money on something I’ve spent so little time in.

We just had our offer accepted this weekend for our second home. One of the dealbreakers was that the unit needed a washer & dryer in the unit. No more community laundry!!

That is EXACTLY what jumped out to me. NO ONE REFERS TO IT LIKE THAT.

AMEN. I mean, I would like to pay MLB for their product. But the RSN gets in the middle of it and here we are.

The rules for Hawaii have always seemed insane to me.

Joy was exactly the word I was thinking of. This might be my favorite Councourse post to date.

If your shits have rice in them, yes.