We haven't seen an athletic competition with 2 feet of difference since Oscar Pistorius ran the 100 Meter.

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Need more Yoshi!

Goran Gagic

Huge effort with very little talent... check

I for one am glad to see Tebow's jersey back hanging on the rack. I don't get the stigmata involved with selling jerseys of former players.

He is certainly a rare athlete. While most decline as they age, his shakes have gotten even better.

The rest of the Q&A is worth watching too, as Newell gives out advice and some opinions on technology—like the idea that kids texting is good, because it means they're writing. Interesting stuff!

One stroke, you're out!

he showed up to practice yesterday

The NCAA followed up by saying the victim still claims sexual assault and will therefore only have three years of rape eligibility left.

The ridiculous set up for the fudge packer joke is awesome too. And the songs are amazing as always.

They should adjust the orginal game section so that it is pixelated, stuttering, and can't connect to the network. With a small note saying the developers are working hard on a patch.

Does every single time I've been hit by a blue shell on the last lap count?

Black man clapping for no reason.

Press X to grope

I'm playing AC3 on the Wii U right now and I love having nothing on my tv except the game. It really does make the game look much nicer.

From yesterdays Kotaku Deals Post

I really though Peter would be the one to deny him three times.