If at some point in the future Putin needs to kick Trump in the legs and make him stumble in front of the whole world those piss tapes will have served their purpose.

"Nobody in the history of the universe?" Everything wonderful/nightmarish you can imagine has and is being done right now. Mathematically speaking; it's 99.99%.

They put plastic under the top-sheet. Once Trump wipes himself up and leaves they yank off the sheets, wash them and throw the plastic away. It's completely OK.

About that zero. He had to rest up before he enjoyed that last Number One. Gosh knows, he paid for it.

Imagine that both of these things are true.

Trump takes his 'steaks' tender.

I really hope we do get to see the piss vids! I'd love to see his flabby, naked white ass sitting in a chair, right beside the bed, pleasuring himself as the girls do their jobs. Priceless!!!

Yeah, keep it under the towel on your lap…

Trump vs. Cruz? I'd have to take Trump. Trump is a millionaire who is a low-life grifter (and that's being kind) but Cruz is cruel.

Yeah, the piss tapes. Amusing, and yes, I'm sure Trump is worried about those coming out.
But his greater worry is his financial/real estate crimes with the Russians that I believe will involve money laundering. Stay tuned…