Yes! I love this. It needs to be a regular thing, with a different cast member of GoT every episode. Make it happen, people.

Aw, that’s just mean.

The only changes the movie made from the book(s) that were terrible were all of them.

Yep, feel his pain. I’m getting up there myself. I guess I just assumed he’d sold his soul to the devil and would always look young and vital. ;)

When Star-Lord says, “There’s a Cat,” I assume he means Cat Stevens.

Bardem is a good-looking guy for his age. I could see a girl like JenLaw dating him. I’m in a relationship with a much younger girl too so I can’t really say anything about this.

Damn, Danzig is looking long in the tooth these days.

Yeah, I know, I wasn’t being serious. I would be horrified on Tolkien’s behalf if anyone screwed with it like that.

Oh, I agree, which is why I recommend smoking the best weed you can find. The less you have to smoke to get stoned, the better.

I’m sure Tolkien intended it to be tobacco. That said, I’m totally cool with retconning marijuana in as the new pipe-weed, especially now that tobacco has been revealed to be so unhealthy. The wise Gandalf would know better than to smoke such a mundane and dangerous plant as tobacco. He would totally go for pot…

Love the teddy bear strapped to his leg. Amusingly incongruous.

Well, it’s my fantasy, and in my fantasy DDL, who just so happened to be a long-time Stephen King fan, jumped at the chance to play Roland. ;)

Exactly, and with the film getting almost universally panned, the series isn’t likely unless the film can make a profit, which is now doubtful. It should’ve just been a (premium channel) TV series to begin with. Like ASoIaF, this book series has a lot of characters, a lot of different settings, and a huge mythology…

I have absolutely no problem with Idris Elba as an actor or with casting traditionally white roles with actors of color generally, but I didn’t like it in this case. Not because of Elba’s skin color but because Roland is supposed to look like Clint Eastwood. There was a reason for that: he draws on several…

Yeah, I knew this was going to be a problem. This needed to be an HBO series, not a film. This is what Benioff and Weiss should’ve tackled next, not Yeehaw! The Confederacy Has Risen Again! or whatever it is they’re supposedly working on now. This story had far too much going on and far too complex a mythology to give…

No, I like it too. Actually, I like most of these covers at least somewhat. I just called my favorites.

A) Eh, this is fantasy where big events are often connected to magic. My theory is at least as plausible as the one presented here. And...

Well, okay. It’s not gonna be to everyone’s taste, certainly, but if you like original fantasy concepts, I don’t think you can get much more original than the Dark Tower books.

How about a Lego parody of THE comic book cover:

Man, imagine living in that house. What a fantastic view to wake up to every day.