She reminds me a lot of a young Ana Torrent, though a little later in her career than The Spirit of the Beehive.

Yep, same here. I got to see it with my dad. We both love the Marvel films and see all of them together, and we both agreed that it was the best Marvel film of them all so far. That it was about fathers and sons to some extent was just icing on the cake.

Or as a clone. I mean, shit, this is Marvel, right?

Now we know the real reason why he wants to kill all the kids in Derry: they keep taking his balloons.

I’m really getting excited for this. Can’t believe we’re finally getting an actual It movie and a Dark Tower movie in the same year. Of the two, though, this is the one I’m most thrilled about.

I’m really getting excited for this. Can’t believe we’re finally getting an actual It movie and a Dark Tower movie in the same year. Of the two, though, this is the one I’m most thrilled about.

This can’t have been intentional. That said, it actually looks like it says ‘Evil Jew’ and ‘Po Man’ which is even worse. Where did they get this designer? Hire me, Marvel. I’ll work for half the price!

Exactly.

It’s just waaaay to Hollywood for my taste.

Neighborhood Committee Person #1 to Neighborhood Committee Person #2: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

“Um, hi, we’re the neighborhood committee and we’d like to talk to you about your lawn decoration . . .”

Oh god, the bullets landing perfectly in his gun: I can’t even . . . This movie is going to be terrible. Way to ruin my all-time favorite Stephen King books, Hollywood. 

I think “Being From the Spaceport of Mos Eisley” has to be my favorite, mainly because it’s my favorite scene in the movie, and also because “Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!” is one of my favorite tracks on that album. That’s a perfect match-up if ever there was one.

Wow, sounds like this is really gonna be Dave Bautista’s year. Also . . .

The swashbuckling, super scifi adventure film could be a masterpiece, a massive financial disaster, or both.

Coincidentally, I just made this today.

Oops, wrong person. Sorry.

Those are my two favorites as well, followed by the Bambi poster.

I think the key to all of this lies in the number three. Three tries to make Lightbringer, three heads on the Targaryen dragon crest, three actual dragons. I think that Azor Ahai is not going to be one person this time; it will be three. Jon and Dany are both Targaryens, but there’s rumored to be a third in the books.…

I thought it was kind of a wreck myself.

Yes, yes, but this is Star Wars we’re talking about. The usual science does not apply. :p