For the people saying that Finn and Rey will be revealed to be siblings later in the franchise, I’m gonna go ahead and say that Finn is probably gonna wind up being either Lando’s kid or Mace Windu’s grandkid. It’s Star Wars, so you know all the black people in that universe are related.

I haven’t read the comics, but I’m going to guess that both Winter Soldier and War Machine bite the dust in this one. That’s one from each team. I’ll be sad to see Winter Soldier go, as he’s one of my favorite characters in the MCU now, but I suppose if they take out War Machine, it’s only fair to take out someone…

The point early in the video where Tony says, “In this job, we try to save as many people as we can—sometimes that doesn’t mean everyone” is laid over the image of the Winter Soldier. Foreshadowing?

One problem I have with the absolutist nature of how we deal with this issue is that it no doubt has an effect on how the victims perceive it later. As a victim of sexual abuse myself (one time, at age 7) I understand this better than many. There was little ambiguity of consent in my case, but nor was there any…

Wow, excellent summary of that issue, Evan. I was not aware of this comic. Thanks!

Jesus, she was a liver transplant patient who needed daily medication. What a short, sad life. I hope this prick gets what he deserves.

Octavia Butler was incredible, and she totally deserved all of those things she wanted to happen.

Uh huh, but where is the revamped Thundarr the Barbarian, the best evil wizard-laden, post-apocalyptic children’s cartoon ever made, hmm? Now that’s the one I really want to see become a new series. That show was amazingly dark and disturbing for a youngling cartoon, you know.

I think you buried the lead here. There’s a Urban Legends Magazine?

Very cool. The kids have a nice and creepy Village of the Damned feel to them.

It is, and always has been, my favorite Star Wars movie. I love all the aliens. They could’ve set the entire film in Jabba’s palace and I would’ve been happy. And I didn’t mind the Ewoks at all. When we went to see it at the theater, even my then 10-year-old sister, who generally hates sci-fi, liked the movie largely…

Saying something to a parent is one thing, but screaming at an 18 month old child is NEVER justified. NEVER.

Yeah, your body’s germs can get pregnant that way.

Oh come on, Tina, admit it: you know you love to hate her.

Okay, I know the Zakus, but who is the ice elephant robot dude?

Wow, what a complete waste of everybody’s time. I realize Gawker Media isn’t exactly the creme de la creme of journalism, but this is just sinking into Weekly World News territory.

Yeah, I’ve never understood why people get bent out of shape over stuff like this. I remember arguing with some people over the fact that Thor cast a black and an Asian as Norse gods because . . . Norse. My position was that they are gods—they can look like whatever race they want to look like. Otherwise, what good is…

I think originally they were going to go with splooge.

Pretty sure they’re just highlighting the fact that a lot of people on the internet can’t spell.

Absolutely! It’s a highly underrated horror film.