Oh come on, Tina, admit it: you know you love to hate her.

Okay, I know the Zakus, but who is the ice elephant robot dude?

Wow, what a complete waste of everybody’s time. I realize Gawker Media isn’t exactly the creme de la creme of journalism, but this is just sinking into Weekly World News territory.

Yeah, I’ve never understood why people get bent out of shape over stuff like this. I remember arguing with some people over the fact that Thor cast a black and an Asian as Norse gods because . . . Norse. My position was that they are gods—they can look like whatever race they want to look like. Otherwise, what good is…

I think originally they were going to go with splooge.

Pretty sure they’re just highlighting the fact that a lot of people on the internet can’t spell.

Absolutely! It’s a highly underrated horror film.

Is going to be in Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur film. Ugh.

Is going to be in a kaiju film set in historical China around the time of the building of the Great Wall!

Will be playing Horus in Alex Proyas’s upcoming film about the Egyptian gods, which sounds like a trip.

Played Savonarola in the excellent Borgia series!

We’ll be seeing her in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Soon to be in the adaptation of Arthur C. Clarke’s Childhood’s End!

I am assuming this girl is now a world class thief.

If Fleet Foxes doesn't use this for their next album cover, I will be sorely disappointed.

Telltale always pays its debts.

Look, I won't say I fully understand it. I have no children, likely never will, and I have never been attracted to my parents, but fuck you judgmental pricks. If they're happy, they're happy—leave them the fuck alone.

As an ex-Michigander now living in the South, I call bullshit. Northerners absolutely are better cold weather drivers than those in warmer climates . . . on average. And your big example of why this is wrong is Detroit? DETROIT? Come on.

Right, because simplistic false dichotomies are the only moral option. But I guess we should expect as much from someone whose avatar is Travis Bickle. Sometimes, too far is just too far. And it's not like this is censorship—they are well within their rights to not carry products that they don't like. Don't like…

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the 'creepy' label has been so overused that it is basically meaningless at this point. Serial killers are creepy. Rapists are creepy. Directors who linger a little too long on an actress's behind are not creepy. Exploitative? Perhaps. Tacky? Certainly. But creepy? …