This is the only thing in the world I can think of where I have to be constantly worried about someone else's wages.

"Then you put it in the fridge and sneak back to the fridge every few minutes to shave off tiny slivers bit by bit until you realise you suddenly don't have any cake left." That is how you cut a cake.

I'm more surprised he managed to get 44 Miatas together without accidentally starting a track day.

Miatas: more effective than corpses.

Her answer? "Miata"

If these were all BMW's, this is about how they all park normally..

Ru Paul, hands down.

"Two men enter, one man leaves."

Wouldn't prostitution be more cost effective?

" ASS MAN vs. Slender Man : Only One Can Exist ! "

I will pretend to *be* your ex for, like, $50

Am I the only person who read the headline and went: "Ew"?

Yes, once.

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

On information and belief, a pre-order pledge of $1,000 will have the Steaklocker inventors toss in (approximately) 150 pounds of long pork.

I bet there is a hell of a lot of overlap on the Venn diagram of 'People who think all Muslims are responsible for terrorists' and 'People who think #notallmen are responsible for misogyny'

I am confused by this headline. Based on a thorough and time-consuming search of relevant video clips on the internet, it is my impression that women do not, in fact, have pubic hair.

Approves.

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

Tell that to your past self from 10 years ago while he's fumbling with a paper map.