I have made a big deal in parking lots yelling that someone dropped something while picking up their food bag etc and giving it back to them. I've also picked up cigarette butts I've seen dropped and thrown them back in the car or put them under the wiper blades. One time a woman kept doing it at my apt, so I finally…
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Which are we going to see more of in the comments today:
One time I turned my radio on and let Rush Limbaugh complete two sentences.
Dear Katherine,
A woman AND a man of color? Are you trying to kill my father?
The de Grasse Tyson has spoken. Thus endeth the lesson.
Don't you know? Nipples are where women keep their sin.
I didn't realize that people were now getting plastic surgery to look like Lyle Lovett.
When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.
Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.
Its cheekbones would make vaginal delivery impossible, though.
The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.
Now take another can and make a chimney starter so you can get the 2 or 3 pieces of charcoal lit.
Bars, I may grant you. I would not recommend churches, however. They tend to attract religious patrons, for one reason or another.
They could BOTH just be dicks.
Point: Part of being a celebrity is being asked the same dumb questions again and again.
Counterpoint: Part of being a reporter is not being a rote dipshit.
They are the exact reason I put a set of train horns in my Chevy
The drivers. SERIOUSLY. I can't count how many times it came down to me and a late model Subaru having a fucking showdown in the parking lot.
Ha! I used to work front end at WFM. If you're an asshole, trust me, you paid extra. On the other hand, nice people could get some surprising discounts...
Doesn't every team need a batboy?