This is the only thing in the world I can think of where I have to be constantly worried about someone else's wages.

"Then you put it in the fridge and sneak back to the fridge every few minutes to shave off tiny slivers bit by bit until you realise you suddenly don't have any cake left." That is how you cut a cake.

I'm more surprised he managed to get 44 Miatas together without accidentally starting a track day.

Miatas: more effective than corpses.

Her answer? "Miata"

If these were all BMW's, this is about how they all park normally..

Ru Paul, hands down.

"Two men enter, one man leaves."

Wouldn't prostitution be more cost effective?

" ASS MAN vs. Slender Man : Only One Can Exist ! "

I will pretend to *be* your ex for, like, $50

Am I the only person who read the headline and went: "Ew"?

I bet there is a hell of a lot of overlap on the Venn diagram of 'People who think all Muslims are responsible for terrorists' and 'People who think #notallmen are responsible for misogyny'

Approves.

Crackpipe. This one is $1,499 cheaper.

I now know the manner of my death.

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

There is no other

this of course reminded me of one of Louis CK's recent bits. "You can get from New York to Los Angeles in six hours. That used to take thirty years! And half of you would die along the way! You'd be a completely different group of people by the time you got there."

You've just ruined cum for everybody.