After the show, I was ready for some finger blasting.

In college, my long-distance girlfriend called me and told me she was pregnant (and yes, we used birth control). The first in my mind was "Mathmatically, it doesn't make sense, since her last period was XX and the last time we had sex was XX." Thankfully she didn't let it go on for more than a few minutes.

I've seen that video several times and I never tire of seeing it. I can't believe he didn't do a mike drop after that.

AAANNNDDD that's why my wife and I paid for everything in our wedding. Even then, her mom tried to shoehorn herself in there anyway.

I'm an engineer, not a manager, and I'd LOVE to get overtime. Most engineering firms that I'm aware of do not pay overtime.

You know, I've never understood the whole alumni-giving-money-to-the-school thing. I've never felt the need to give my university any money since I've graduated. To me, it was a business agreement: I paid them money and in return, I received an education and a diploma.

Oh lord, can't recommend a G35 coupe. I have one and my hair brushes the headliner with a sunroof and the seat all the way down. I'm only 6' tall. No, my hair isn't tall either.

My boss grew up in Picher. He said they used to think nothing of playing on the chat piles around town. He was unfortunately also there for the tornado.

That's just beautiful.

For me it didn't go well. I ran into Neil deGrasse Tyson at Disney World and I was a complete bumbling idiot, completely blanked on his name when he was standing in front of me. I said exactly this: "I know you! I see you on PBS!" He was completely gracious, giving me a big smile and a fake tip of the hat, and I…

I can't recommend this enough. My wife and I went that route and it's been a godsend since we made the decision to have her stay home with our daughter. Also going that route, naturally, we ended up with a smaller house, with all the benefits a smaller house entails (smaller mortgage, fewer taxes, smaller utility…

Liked it more than Episode I.

MyFitnessPal does it for you. It's fantastic. There are other weight-and-fitness-tracking apps out there but this is one of the better known, and the one that I use.

The "TM" just about made me do a spit-take.

My youngest sister, Mom's third child, was born at home because it was "Hey, I'm in lab... oh, here she is!" My dad, a policeman, managed to arrive before the paramedics and helped, as my sister and I were not prepared, being 3 and 5, respectively.

Oh lord, tacos al pastor. Literally my favorite food ever since I discovered them in Mexico.

This, too, is my dream; I can anal-retentively wash the top side myself. In fact, just the other day I was asking a colleague if they knew of any that would allow just wash the undercarriage. To his knowledge, he didn't.

Had a friend who would shred his documents, place them in a large bag, shake the bag, then draw from that bag weekly to put only some of the shredded material in the trash. His theory was that not all of the same document would ever be on the same trash truck at the same time.

I saw my first one in the wild just yesterday! Threw up in my mouth a little.

Yes, I have the same "See ID" line on the back of my card and get asked about zero percent of the time to see my ID. I also like to joke at places who allow you to pay for less than $50 worth of stuff without signing or seeing an ID. My most common line is "You know, I could be draining somebody's bank account $50…