Does it bother anyone else that Kyle often talks about how her and Mauricio were poor when they first got married? Because it bothers me.

Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.

Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

Also this great fight:

Vicki Gunvalson’s greatest hits gif thread!

Lots of gay men would take a Real Housewife as their beard for the sheer thrill of being on the show and in the middle of all that drama.

I will say, however, that I’ll miss her at peak pissed level when she’s screaming like a banshee.

I feel like the should scrap the whole cast

I didn’t vote, but I already have some inspiration.

Oh, lordy. You ask for a divorce via text and try that ‘relatively trivial personal disputes’ line with me, buddy. Just try it. I don’t care how many years or decades have passed - that is some SHIT and in my mind she’s earned the right to Taylor Swift the fuck out of their relationship. It seems like she’s taken…

No, it’s really not. It may be distasteful to you, but women is a noun and female is an adjective; these are distinct parts of speech and serve different purposes. You wouldn’t say men nurses and women firefighters. Or maybe you would, but you would be wrong.

Hammer can get a little savage on twitter. This comes across my dash every time Trump endorses racist shit.

TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?? Jesus fuck, that is unconscionable.

You’re a good aunt! I think it’s 11, so now would be the right time to start the conversation with your sister. Her (your niece) being a kid has nothing to do with it. It’s a protection that will last her the rest of her life.

What’s the earliest age they suggest getting the shots? My niece is 10 I and I want to start putting pressure on my sis to get her in to get them. She’s very much still a “kid” but I’d rather her get it done asap.

Just no. No to this. This makes me think that the whole section is just going to be boxy cat tees covered in sequins and glitter. JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

They look...tired. Jennifer Gardener looks quite dewy by comparison.