“A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.”

Bonnie Hunt and Niecy Nash sum up the Kim Zolciak / Nene dynamic well for beginners.

God Taylor was such a tragic mess. Remember when she got wasted on a ski trip and had a nervous breakdown and cried in a suitcase? OMG.

I just always assumed it was an adverse reaction to medication, possibly in combination with recreational substances. What a delightful nightmare.

You’re clearly not watching this season of Dallas. It’s on FIRE! (but it didn’t deserve to be included in this list, just start watching at Season 2, Episode 1)

What about Game night???

Who gon’ check me boo?

WTF did I just read? I can’t stop laughing.

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

That is straight up hilarious and terrifying at the same time!

Maybe it’s because I’m Asian, but there’s not one thing about her that makes me think “white”. She’s a very Asian skewing hapa.

THANK YOU for voicing what I’ve been thinking for months.

Wang = pretty Chinese woman

As an Asian person: sadly, I don’t have to. It’s... not pretty. Being told to “go home, c***k!” at 7 years old is not something anybody should have to hear.

Also missed my favorite line:

Is your Western name Jeffery Dahmer?

You missed the killer line:

I had to stop watching these shows a few seasons ago...whatever enjoyment I may have experienced was no longer worth knowing about these people

That’s because the cats are all still hiding in the corner of the attic that is invisible to human eyes. They are all fine, and disdain your concern. They’ll come out when they’re ready.