I drove through the Texas panhandle once on my way from DC to California almost exactly 12 years ago to the day (note: I had a warrant out for my arrest in Utah over some bullshit that is now cleared up, but wasn’t at the time, so I had to detour and chose the southern route). At one point I stopped to gas up and get…

He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

they’ll have their money and their good looks, but the respect of virtually no one.

Because it was “isn’t” instead of “ain’t?” Or because there was an apostrophe and it was in the right place?

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs

“Maybe shit is worse than I think... I know that doing anything while brown or black is different than if a white person does it.”

You’re completely missing the point.

Yes, THEY MATTER because it all helps to further denigrate people of color who have been known to wear these types of hairstyle and clothing. Cornrows on black women are deemed “ghetto”, or “hood”, however, on white women like Katy Perry, or the Kardashians, they’re deemed as edgy and cool, and get dubbed ridiculous…

Rule #1. Treat others kindly.

Sorry, Bari, you lost me at “Stealing is wrong, but.”

Her one claim to legitimacy is that she’s a fashion mogul. About the only thing that could undercut that is saying her fashion brand is “hardly unique in that regard.”

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

There’s a woman I went to school with who posted a status update about a year ago that she had finally fulfilled her lifelong dream, one that she had nurtured throughout her childhood in an incredibly poor African country. That dream? To go to a service at Lakewood fucking Church. The top of my head blew clear off

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Just needs to hold out until Christmas, so Black Santa will bring her some ratings.

Someone please point me to a country that has its shit together so that I can arrange a not-at-all-shady marriage and escape this madness

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