I was Japan shooting off fireworks in a small park late at night. Fireworks are totally legal there. My friends and I were fairly drunk. Eventually the police came because we were too close to houses. The police told us to stop. But then drew a map to a park nearby that was better for shooting off fireworks.   So we…

Awww. I’m so sorry but I’m also so happy for you. 

Yes, let’s sit together and have a Bartles&James wine cooler and smoke a bowl.

We are just a few months apart. I’ll come sit with you on the Oldie Bench.

My dad was an ER doc and a few years of blasted off fingers stories cure you of needing to take stupid risks with fireworks, but what’s scariest is most of them weren’t even drunk or being silly, just miscalculated by that one extra second.

Exactly. My organs are being protected from radiation and chemo but i have developed a very hard snare drum at my abdomen and an acne onslaught that would make a 14 year old sob. When I complained to my doctor, I got the "just be glad it's not worse" crap. Ugh, indeed.

Not mean at all, just the truth.

My boyfriend walked into my work. I locked eyes with him, started tingling all over. I felt weak, nauseous, alert, dizzy. My knees shook and I couldn’t hear him speak .my palms and pits were sweating. I could feel heat rising up my back. Everything around him went black and it was just him. Once I snapped back to, I…

David Miscavige is without a doubt a purebred psychopath. This man is literally comicbook evil, and not just because he’s most likely holding his wife captive. There’s tons of other evil shit he’s gotten up to, and we probably only know of a small fraction of it anyway.

Its beyond cliche, but the first time I saw my wife in a bikini, prior to our relationship, I saw her and then had to take a minute to recompose myself, internal fireworks aplenty.

And then early on in our dating, she took me to her hometown for some event and they did fireworks and a few of them exploded super early,…

My husband. I met him the second day of work, and just...wow. It was completely one of those super sappy, love at first site, Nicholas Sparks sort of shit. He was my first friend at a brand new job. We bonded over a love of all things horror and ‘70’s-‘80’s music. I had just as much a crush on him, if not more, all…

The only guy to give me fireworks is a douchebag who gaslighted me and stomped all over my heart. So yeah there’s that.

The night I met my husband. We met through a mutual friend, a group of us hanging out at some gay bar, and I said to him, “I’m not ready to go home. Do you want to get a drink somewhere else?”

They are heating up the bath water. This was always going to get thrown away, but bringing it up in the first place makes people less sensitive.

Oh, yeah. I absolutely get that. I really have to separate the actress and the character in cases like that. There’s some, like Moss, I can do that with. But others, like say Kevin Spacey or James Woods, I just...can’t, ya know?

secret stash of Quaaludes 

I’m going to a party tonight, and much like LadyGaga on the cover of InTouch, I’ll be showing off my “bump.” My bump is courtesy of white cheddar Cheetos and peri menopause. I would definitely be body shamed were my photo to ever be featured in a tabloid. I would also definitely be drunk all the time if the pioneer…

Can I add my own real life celebrity gossip fodder? Today I spotted Amanda Seyfried at the gym in my sleepy Western Mass town!

A good reminder that as we figure out all of the ways AI is impacting our lives, including regulating its use, women really really really really need to be involved in all of these conversations. Laws already took waaaaay too long to catch up with revenge porn. And because this deepnudes bullshit shows women are and…