G-Eazy Ariana Grande’s future boyfriend and Halsey have decided to split yet again.

It’s completely preposterous, but these are people with preposterous amounts of money. It’s like if a normal person could get Bill Murray to come to their wine/cheese/karaoke party for 50 bucks.

For some reason, the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson was in attendance, too.

Congrats ryan today you are a man and your father is a shmuck.

Modern Bar/Bat Mitzvahs have become completely disgusting events. Say your haftorah with family and friends, have a nosh and maybe get a few checks. Paying a half million bucks for some medium-talent rapper is absolutely preposterous 

Yeah, she just seems exhausting in all the worst ways possible 

I simply can’t imagine having to live with Katy Perry every day. She just seems so extra extra that the drama would never stop. Good luck Orlando my one-time LOTR crush.

Fam, I thought Bob Barker had already died an indeterminate amount of time ago, so this story was very confusing for me. But also, cool, I’m glad he’s still around at age 94 (!). 

I did not even know Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry were back together...

I think this is why you’re hearing about VERY lengthy meetings between Cohen and the FBI.

With stories like this I always wonder how they keep all the shady dealings straight. Like, is there an Excel spreadsheet somewhere with the list of what shell company invested in what doomed-before-it-was-built project, just so they can keep things straight? Or what fake spokesman gave what quote to what paper? And,…

Selma Blair is only 45 and has a young son. He’s going to grow up watching his mom sloooooooooooowly get sicker and linger for a long time before she dies at a too young age. MS really is one of the cruelest diseases. Totally unpredictable, slow, relentlessly degenerative and incurable. I feel so sad for her and her…

I’d never heard of this guy until today, and he deserves to be smacked in the face for that haircut alone, but I’m having a hard time coming up with any fucks to give about what someone tweeted when they were 12/13 years old. Do people really have nothing better to do with their time?

It is very, very dry in Joshua Tree. Drink less alcohol and more water than you want. And be ready for the cold at night.

Dude’s married.

His behaviour has nothing to do with you. You’re lovely. There’s just a lot of assholes on dating apps.

It may be a shitty silver lining, but at least you found out he sucks after only three months and not after years and years. You’ve either been catfished or ghosted. Both suck and are shitty things to do to someone. Give yourself a little time to feel hurt and embarrassed—that’s natural—then say good fucking riddance…

I am not exactly the best job advice person, but when you want something from somebody in authority what I do is to write out my argument, practice actually saying it so it sounds natural, and then practice with a friend playing the part of your boss so you can get feedback before you actually do it (make sure the…

Shelter Cat Update!!

My decorations are so bad that my dad took a pic of my live-in nephew in his Spiderman costume in front of the neighbor’s house and decorations, lol.