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THIS. There’s so much to criticize her for. She’s a whole-ass white supremacist. She mocked children her husband put in prison camps after separating them from their families. FOR STARTERS.

Didn't Diana say something along the lines of having to undergo invasive tests before the engagement was okayed? 

I told my female therapist about my experiences being harassed, assaulted and objectified, and she told me these things do not happen to all women

This cat is my spirit animal right now.      On my last fuck to give😂

This cute dog gets happy when people look at cute animal pics.

That’s one of the many, many things I find baffling about Trump. He’s obsessed with watching himself on television - how does he not see how absolutely everything looks awful on him? I bet he still holds his tie down with sellotape. He’s married to a goodamn model, and while I doubt she wants to go shopping with him,

Aside from all of the relevant things I think make him a terrible POTUS/leader, he is just tacky. as. fuck. The gold. The poorly fitted suits. The hair. God, even his mistresses.

Probably Wagner. But only the easy parts. Ride of the Valkyries, mostly.

I love telling those guys that their positions on atheism are just as dogmatic as any organized religion. It’s fun to watch their heads explode.

Not a first date (which was fine, fun and uneventful), but a second date (and I think it counts because...you’ll see why): We went to a bar and he saw a woman he knew, paled visibly, and said her name. I thought “oh, ex-girlfriend...or current girlfriend maybe?” The woman turned, saw him and immediately angrily said,

When I was 19 I went on a date with a 31 year old (don’t ask) and when the guy realized i wasn’t going to sleep with him he started to tell me how ugly I was. Said I was “too fat for my age” (I was a gorgeous size 8 at the time) and left me at the bar.

This isn’t mine, but my mom’s—She’s back home from college during break and meets a local university guy at her summer job. He’s handsome, from Germany, and is interested in theater. All is great. He goes to pick my mom up on their first official date. The time (mid 1960's) dictated that the guy would be invited to my

Late to this party but chiming in anyway: In high school, I was thrilled to be asked to the homecoming dance by one of the star football players. The plan was to meet up after the game, then head to the gym for the dance. When I got to our designated meeting place, I was surprised to see that his entire family—mom,

Out of a shitty relationship where the sex was near non existent... this is my excuse for overlooking 8 million red flags that older me would have left him years before... but this is about the crappy dates with randos that followed!

Oh nobody will read this, but it brought back fond (in retrospect) memories from my early 20s. I had gone out to a club with and ended up dancing all night with a military guy (there were a lot of bases in this town) who was tall and good-looking and a really good dancer. He gave me his number, and though I wasn’t

When I was in high school and college I felt sorry that guys generally avoided me but recent events have made me grateful for that.

I bet he also starts all his stories with the line, “It was a dark and dreary night.”

stopped on the way to tell his parents on him.

You stabbed him.

I’m so sorry to hear this.  Rapists need to be given a stiff brushing with steel wool and dipped in rubbing alcohol.