I'm an EPL loving Amerikanski. I don't read enough of the English rags to know who's relevant anymore and who's just taking up space but, damn Gerrard looked like a wax mannequin of his former self today and all my love of Rooney won't make him the dynamic player he was. There was a time when Wayne-O was deadly…

The bookend Euros sealed it, they left their mark. They just looked tired and out of gas in this tournament. The teams of the past people are bringing up are ghosts. 1934, 38' ? No way those teams had the mileage of this Spanish team with CL and UEFA participation. If a team matches this run someday of three major…

Now that you've posted this, he'll score today against Uruguay.

Bravo, though they've grown in quite well!

Bo-ring. No QB battle, boring coach, give us the rebuilding Steelers or the reloading Lions. Manziel? Derek Carr and the Raiders?

Grizzly Adams deserves some love too for the artful block and tag. Amazing throw.

How the fuck do they pull off the tax exemption? I'm a diehard football fan but all the publicly funded stadiums and tax breaks for a league with billions in annual revenue make me ill.

^Solid.

Is this performance art?

"Don't tell me my business Devil Woman!"

The Curse.

Totally agree, I can't believe he actually won. I'm superstitious as hell and now I'll just be waiting for the inevitable. Go Hawks.

You left out the mighty Mexican Torta you xenophobe. All the best of the taco classics in a soft telera roll. Carnitas, lengua, al pastor, you name it. Complete with mayo, shredded lettuce and Mexican bathtub cheese (queso fresco). Splash some Tapatio or Valentina on that hog and enjoy.

Agreed, they were better men than us.

Tyson/Green? No, Holmes/Berbick is tops. RIP Trevor.

Play that one song...

Starting mixing a mid-priced Mezcal into your life, you won't regret it.

The court at La Perla in San Juan needs its own photo book.

Thank you for weaving this masterpiece, it's been a joy to read. Please catalog the people who reacted to your statement and torture them in the future.

Be scared of this dude right here. He's hipster preacher to the stars, the newest incarnation of the money funneling mega preacher. Justin Bieber, Russel Wilson, Bubba etc.. This leach showed up at the Super Bowl as well.