The interior designers misunderstood when management declared the new Explorer had to have a really sharp interior. 

I cut my finger while setting the e-brake on my ‘74 Econoline the other day. Where is my recall, Ford?

Don’t cut yourself on that Edge.

Let’s also consider the American tendency for giant, powerful lawn equipment that obviously has no filtration, or our overuse of air conditioning. Even if they made 100,000 Ferrari 812 and they were driven 20k miles per year, it wouldn’t be nearly the impact of all Americans just lowering their aircon temp during…

I live a simple, comfortable life on 24k a year. I would probably still work with 12k UBI, but only enough to make up the difference. 

Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

- Someone to make you want to bash your head in

“The best thing to do is to use Hyundai’s website or a third-party listing site like Autotrader or Cars.com to locate the car you want. Then call the dealer to confirm availability.”

The Outback has the same ground clearance as the Forester. 

I don’t really care that it is based on a Corvette, but an automatic transmission in a sportscar is an automatic CP from me, even if the price is fine.

If he pulls it off I’ll be the first one to stand up and applaud his success.

Why does Musk even need a human driver? 

I dont’ know, depends on what you think is exciting baseball. Don’t get me wrong, homers rule, but there is something to be said for the 2-1 pitcher’s duel or a 4-3 game with no homers but lots of baserunners and crisp defense. I like homers, but I also love the 4-6-3 double play. 

Here’s a great example. As a neutral…

Back in the 19th century there were companies who would ship their products to random people, then show up and demand payment. It got so bad that Congress got involved, passing the law that lets you keep the unordered merchandise you referenced.

New York once sent my tax return back* and insisted I resubmit it on a different size paper before they would issue my refund. I had a good laugh imagining what would happen if I sent my student loan bill back to Navient and told them I would pay it when they sent it to me on 8 1/2 by 11.

“How should we paint your little 4-door car here?”

This. 12YO me who didn’t really understand any of that fancy engine stuff yet really liked those old eclipses (Plus it had a V6, not a 4 cylinder like similar cars. and at that age 6>4!)

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

I only put weight on, on my torso. For the life of me I can’t put a single pound on my ass. I have a Hank Hill ass and I can’t keep my pants up.
I tried working out. Now my torso looks fine and my flat ass has definition, but it’s still flat as a board.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...