The only real Ferraris have a V12 in the front and drive to the rear with a gated manual shifter in the middle.

Musk tried to destroy a man's life for insulting him. He's a supervillain. 

They prefer to call it the Meadowlands not a landfill.

That did occur to me, about 6 minutes after I posted. Still, Devers is practically touching 3rd while the ball is in Rosario’s glove and he’s chugging. It’s bottom of the 9th w 2 outs in your park and the ball is 300’ from home plate, waving the tying run home and making a laser beat him is the right call.

Especially with two outs. If you hold him, you still need a hit to get him home, so your chances are what, 30%, assuming the odds of the next guy getting a hit or walking and passing the opportunity along. The odds of Rosario making a absolutely perfect throw there, and the catcher not effing it up are probably less…

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

Because using an existing type 1 chassis eliminates the need to meet modern safety standards. This will probably be much, much lighter (and far more of a deathtrap) than a whole new car.

The problem is that by sticking the battery pack underneath they’ve ruined the Beetle’s appearance and ground clearance, giving it the “droopy fat guy” look so familiar from modern cars.

“I’m sure the Bugatti is slightly more reliable”

No shit? Sheesh, forgive me for not being too in-tune with how Porsche’s lineup works outside the 911.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

“I was told that was what Joe West wanted...”

Boy that looks fantastic. Hyundai’s old angular cars looked decent to me before the 90s jelly bean fad, but I never thought that Hyundai would ever go retro- people didn’t like them back in the day, they weren’t well-made, and the depreciation was dreadful.

That’s not for two more years.

But I’m just running in for 1 item. Surely I’m more important than everyone else at the convenience store buying 2 or more items.

Just got back from a vacation in Alaska. In Skagway the pump didn’t take my card. I went in to tell the lady and do the normal pre-pay guesstimate nonsense.  She told me to go back outside and fill up and come back in to pay.  So, fill up.............THEN PAY.  This was such a curveball, but I did recall that this was…

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

...I don’t think you listen to this booth often.

Have you heard Jessica Mendoza? Because she has said some gems herself. That entire booth is a mess.