I’ve always felt like the only person in the world who hates that fake crab. I feel so seen now. That stuff is revolting. And I’ve never understood why it’s even used. Everything else on the sushi menu is real (fish, shrimp, eel, etc.) - why can’t they use real crab meat? It also really irritates me that many places…

I don’t think that’s what the bumper sticker implies. 

The high-tech headlights will be able to process information and react, such as by illuminating poorly lit crossings, signaling pedestrians that it’s safe to cross and raising an alarm to surrounding drivers by flashing a specific color.

The Cayman is by far my favorite Porsche. 

You know what? I didn’t. Probably should have done, but by the time I had sufficient cognitive capacity to consider that idea, I’d already been born.

You’ve buried “move closer to work” in there quite cleverly, but I think people will still spot it. It’s like saying “it’s easy to make lots of money in the stock market - simply take your money out of the bank, invest wisely in stocks that quickly increase in value, then sell them” - the middle step isn’t exactly…

I want a small fission reactor for my car.

He’s right on the other point, though—if you’re going to have batteries in the car anyway, put the solar panels somewhere else.

I’m all for green-ifying transport (I happily own a Prius!), but 860W is probably the “at noon on the equator” number, and is still only barely more than a horsepower. Imagine leashing two pro cyclists to the front of your car chariot-style- that’s how much power you’re getting.

Typically from junkyards off of wrecked cars. Car gets new tires or is new, gets in a crash a few months later, tires are in perfect shape other than maybe the one that got crushed. Do that a few times and you have a few sets of used tires. 

Damn son, you angry. You right though. Tires are durable as shit and if you actually look at them before you buy them you can see if they are abused.

^exactly (the first paragraph—though of course, I’d say “can be good,” and not “are good.”).

maybe for track or autox in the dry, but most of the 200tw tires have compromised tread patterns that hydroplane in any kind of standing water.

FACT: You can’t steer a car without a steering wheel.

Ug. I hate it. Steering wheels should be round, I’m sorry. You can argue in favor of a flat bottom wheel on an actual, honest to god racecar that doesn’t have an easily adjustable steering wheel angle/height, but on a road car when you can move the wheel up and down and probably in and out, it really doesn’t make…

Seriously, this is my reaction when that line is trotted out about something exceedingly obvious caught on camera. The “investigation” is the two seconds it takes to watch the dumbass cop blow the stop sign. Case fucking closed. 

I'm anti-asshole, and far to often, that asshole is a cop, making me a majority anti-cop person.

Leaks Suck.

Channeling the spirit of Rude Negro: