Why does the author of this post (Matt Buchanan) show up in all lowercase letters?

@Future Retro: Don't worry, you can always read those youtube comments!

@Sir Gibler: But you killed my father! I mean... uhhh... mother!

@Mark Wilson: So it wasn't standard until the iPhone got it?

Perhaps the best course of action would be to get an iphone with such problems (if you can live with it), and then a few days before the next iphone comes out, to go to the apple store, and exchange your faulty one for a new iphone, and then sell it as a new iphone!

@ethnt: to get gizmodo readers to do what!?

@Sir Gibler: But it will fit the yellowing of the white color over time!

@Jeremy: It could be hardware related however. The iPhone's touch screen maps user input a little higher than where you imagine your finger to be, and when you switch orientations, that mapping also changes orientation, which makes me believe that a change in orientation flips a switch in the screen controller. If the…

So, its made of cheese, blue cheese and red cheese? never heard of that last one.

@Stetrain: #toasterfiveisalive: I burnt some bread; once NOVA finds out, I'm toast!

15 Dollars?! Sounds like a deal to me! ( [store.apple.com] )

@Jesse Scroggins: That would be AWESOME.

I need a toaster that will alert me somehow, I don't want to be paying attention to it while it is toasting, that would defeat the purpose of walking away!

So our early 2007 cellphones like the nokia n95 and the sony ericsson k850i which had 5MP sensors don't count? Heck, the k850 had a dedicated xenon flash!

@mecha2142: Based on earlier Verizon ad campaigns, I can safely say that the general public will hear of this phone sooner or later.

@Hi: Perhaps you should get a skype subscirption? I pay about 9 dollars per month for unlimited world, and you get a bunch of extras as well. [buy.skype.com]

@mecha2142: Perhaps its better that way for our sanity and theirs.

@lostarchitect: It's still a very good resolution, losing a tiny amount of pixels per inch won't hurt that much.

@Lysdexia_NoKotakuEdition: well it may go on beyond 2012 anyhow, so....

Wouldn't there have to be software built into the iOS to do this? I'd suspect that if that was the case, the jailbreak community would quickly find any code, and disable it, just like the kill switch (and how often has the kill switch been used?)