Somehow I knew that picture was from Rocko before I even read what you wrote. Very distinctive art style on that cartoon, especially if it's still freshly recalled from my cobwebbed mind after so many years.

Geez, now it will never fly again...

You're a grown adult. You are solely responsible for your own actions. Do what you want.

Hey now, this is Jalopnik, not Geographnik!

The internet... Raping your childhood one memory at a time.

hahaha, sir you have earned yourself a heart click and 100 internets

I was once rear ended in a 66 Mustang by a fully loaded tandem dump truck. When I got out to inspect the damage to my car I was so pissed. I lit a cigarette to cool off, and the dump truck driver had the nerve to ask me for one as well. As his negligence was the cause of the accident, I was raging in my head, but…

Australian troll is Australian.

He obviously loves Volskwagen Auto Group.

To serve and protect, right?

Pick up a used one for cheap. I just found a well maintained garage kept 2000 SE with 77,000 miles for about $6000. Hard to beat that.

I'd rather shake a tit than take a shit.

Yeah, there's time for all those things and plenty more in college. Most fraternities don't do weird homoerotic shit like that anyway. The ones that do, you wouldn't want to be a part of anyway.

You'd be surprised.

As far as stories go, that was a doozy. Titillating!

As a local of this area, I know that Priority means benefits for life! Their commercials claim they'll even replace an engine on any car they sell for life. Surely they would willfully and dutifully replace this customer's bumper to promote their good name.

Good thing he likes patina. He's gonna be in for a lot more of it, driving that thing around Massachusetts.

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I suppose. It's so rare and funky though.

I don't know... I think those are kind of attractive. I just can't hate on a shooting break!