Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

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He's like a one man Rockapella!

No problems there. I've owned a 66 Mustang and a 69 Chevelle, so I know where you're coming from.

Your avatar says otherwise, Mustang Man! :)

So how successful was your attempt?

Funny, but those are USCG markings.

This is beyond mere "stupid". They must have all been in a stupefyingly stupid stupor. That's the best explanation I can come up with.

I think I found the exception to your rule, though it is approaching classic hot rod territory.

Obviously not the video you describe, but it made me think of this backwards, sideways-driving Polish Fiat.

That's where I was headed too. You beat me by less than a minute. Great minds...

Is it me or is the fin on the right a little droopy?

That's an option, not standard equipment.

But seeing it next to an automatic transmission gear selector makes me die a little inside.

DeLoreans have this as well. A "mechanic" once accidentally broke mine off while performing a state inspection, and then failed me for not having a functioning horn.

That was just the way most manufacturers did it in the 90s.

Looks pretty roomy!

I just read "This Couple Tried To Blow Up A Cat With Tampons". My first thought was How is that car related? My second thought was I don't even care. CLICK!!!

What about it is so shady?