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I'd like to see him back on the show so Jay can tell him what he thinks in the light of this revelation.

Yeah, that engine is definitely behind the transaxle.

He's sifting in his urn then?

Yeah, there are only 4000 or so left. He could have started with a mid 80s G-body and achieved the same shit-tastic results.

A complete abomination. I've owned DeLoreans and didn't even recognize it as one in the earlier article. Will.I.Am, you are a complete fucktard.

Did I say anything about the car that will be unveiled? No? OK then.

A Charger is a pretty big step up from a Camry.

Are you guys sure that's not a 96 Cavalier?

Aren't Chevelles supposed to be bigger than Camaros? This thing just looks like a little creampuff with a 4-banger and front wheel drive.

It looks like Chevette would be more fitting than Chevelle, but damn that would be foolish to resurrect that name.

OK, just to be clear, this happened in North Carolina. So I don't want to see any cartoons of Bugs Bunny and Florida.

Yeah no thanks. I'll just pay someone else to do catch my car. It's good to be white.

My frist thought as well. But I guess I'm a Kotakuite before I'm a Jalop.

Yeah... Lap belt?

We gotta get you into some remedial geography and reading comprehension courses, buddy.

If only the internets could lobotomize you before you comment...

Bitty! I want bitty!

Better call Saul!

Is that North Korea?

And here's the answer to the question that nobody asked.