Just imagine the babies you could make with her!

And she even gives a shout-out to Mario Teaches Typing! I also have that game to thank for my typing skills. Mario really came through for me.

Bitch be sportin' a five o'clock shadow!

I am pretty unfamiliar with the surrounding area. I was only in town for a couple days back in 1999.

I believe it was "wasted" playing video games.

Ah, youth...

That picture of John Delorean was taken at his farm near Sparta, New Jersey. I recognized it from the buildings in the background. I visited the property shortly after his death with my college girlfriend whose family lives nearby. I owned a Delorean at the time and she told me her sister had dated John Delorean's…

What a cheapskate. All that money, and he's wearing bed sheets and table cloths!

Well I bought it pre-owned for $100 because I just cannot find it any cheaper. Since they've been discontinued, everyone thinks they're a collector's item or something.

"But he didn't get a DUI."

You guys could be Ricky and Carley Bobby for Halloween!

Just smoke some cigarettes in it. Or if you don't smoke, just buy some and light em.

Good lord, that was dull!

lol... I find lolita's to be in extremely poor taste (and also steampunk, but to a lesser degree), but Deathsmiles is fun!

Looks like somebody didn't RTFA. . .

hearted!

And to rap music, as well.

Have you ever seen just one ninja turtle by himself?

I enjoyed it as a kid... until the arcade port came out.

Umm... hate to be that guy (even though I always am), but that song wasn't even in the game. For some reason they did not include the theme song from the cartoon show.