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Idk I’m one of those weirdly highly functional stoners who smokes pot and hikes a few miles or goes to spin class with weed still stuck to my pants. Gotta say though I’ve never stalked someone when I’ve been stoned.

Even these kittens are sorry, Kitty. We promise not to do it again!

So this is the sort of thing which utterly terrifies me. My grandmother had Alzheimer and my mother has early onset Alzheimer so I worry about possibly having it myself. That being said, I never even considered the possibility it could hit on that level as well. The idea that if I had it and was interested in getting

I’m just going to leave this list here, which is from the Alzheimer’s Association and includes links to facts sheets/articles/discussions regarding changes in sexuality as the disease progresses:

You’re right, what were we thinking! Sorry, Kitty.

We shouldn't let kitty have seen this article in the first place.

Kitty can’t believe this shit!


I'm pretty sure that this is what he does, and has done for some time. These women just happened to be in a position to do something about it, and the cops were inclined to listen. A man once pulled his (white windowless) van over next to me and asked me something in a low voice. I got closer and asked him to repeat

Ugggh. I mean he is gross and those women were wicked smart and I am glad he got arrested but...this dude was following women, had his pants down, had illegal drugs, and explicitly threatened the cops with violence and he doesn't have a fucking scratch on him. I'm at UVa and obviously still thinking about Martese

Lost his eighth, asserted his second, should have exercised his fifth.

I had a very similar thing happen to me when I worked at Barnes & Noble. A newly hired guy started sexually harassing at work then followed me home after we closed. I pulled into a police sub-station located in a strip mall. I started honking my horn and flashing my lights. Two officers came out and the guy took

Fuck, one of two things keeping me in Michigan is medical marijuana. And that medical marijuana card I finally got in the mail today. And the 4 dispensaries within a mile of my house.

A cop family member told me that if I'm ever signaled to pull over by a vehicle not clearly shown as 'patrol' to continue driving to a public or police location. 'NEVER pull over in a secluded place of there is a shred of doubt'.

"i come from the place where no pot is smoked."

It goes without saying that since this is Florida, this idiot will be allowed to keep his AR-15, should the mood strike him to go on a killing spree.

Yeah, if he had made that threat towards the women and not at the cop, police probably would have been like "well, that's your right..."

I'm never disappointed when I guess Florida as the location for these stories. What the hell do they put in the water down there? Is it a CIA drug experiment?

Ugh, creepy. Reminds me of when a friend told me about a time she was going home, and as she pulled up had a guy pull up behind her, get out of his car, and wanted her to open her window. He was acting like he was a cop, saying he wanted to make sure she was ok after she rolled or missed a stop sign, but didn't show

This guy sounds absolutely charming. I'm glad he threatened the cops, because that means they'll actually take him/ his punishment seriously— instead of turning him loose, with a warning to the 2 women that they should stop being so oversensitive and not waste police time on hysterical persecution fantasies. That