Jordan. Because if it’s his desire/choice to not let Cuban make a counter-counter pitch, it’s childish and disrespectful to duck a guy who extended himself for you. And if it’s the Clippers who are putting on the full-court press and pulling the “we’re not letting you see anyone else until we have your signature”…

Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

DeAndre: Thanks for hanging out all night, guys. Glad to have re-signed with you (Jordan trips on rug, tearing ACL)
CP3: HA-ha!

This is all so fucking insane.

Jordan could always just say “hey sorry Dallas, but I’m signing with the Clippers”. Instead he’s pretending like the Clippers are holding him hostage in his own house so he doesn’t have to say no to anybody.

I’m at DeAndre’s house right now and except for the gun and eighteen sticks of dynamite Steve Ballmer’s holding this whole party is pretty chill.

Does it say more about the Clippers or DJ that they feel the need to literally NOT LET HIM SPEAK with anyone from the Mavs?

If Deadspin really wants a comment from Cuban, there’s a theory floating around that you just need to buy him a few drinks.

I always thought a drunk Cuban was a late-night sandwich at Publix.

Everybody! Quick, I found out he secret to keeping DJ! Tell him he is wanted and can win here! I got Cuban to spill the secret, that fool!

well, and unlike many rich people, he didn’t really “come into” his fortune - he earned it (as much as anyone can be said to have “earned” a billion dollars)

Counterpoint: Cuban is awesome and exactly what most of us would be like if we came in to hundreds of millions of dollars.

Didn’t Aldridge meet with the Lakers twice? Some people just take a minute to decide what they want. Aldridge went where he thought he was gonna go originally. I think Jordan still bolts.

I think it’s already over. Why even meet with the Clips if you weren’t going back? Dallas is about to get screwed.

I think it’s safe to assume JJ’s car emoji has been stopped for a DUI.

They truly don’t know any better.

So is Kris Jenner single now? I feel like I could have a meaningful relationship w/ her. I’m not into the E! shows or the Kardashian thing or fashion. I could enjoy Kris for who she really is, call me babe.

I expected Cait minus 8” to be the title...

I don’t know what you’re talking about Caitlyn Jenner didn’t hit anybody with her car. It was some dude.