Historical AND sci-fi reference, me likey!

Autocorrect is literal socialized welfare.

He’d be fighting on behalf of a tyrannical despot, otherwise agreed.

They can barely manage their own language so are threatened by those who can also speak another. Especially brown people.

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Except for that phony emoluments clause. How’d that ever get in there?

Being a HURR BASEBALL MAN, he holds the Constitution’s unwritten rules in higher regard than the written ones.

Yeah it’s weird how they can cherry pick it without knowing what’s in it......or understanding it. They can say ‘well that’s what I heard’.

per his Deadspin bio, he has a short fuse and the only thing he loves more than umpiring is the thought of spending eternity with Jesus Christ. For fucks sake. This guy is so MAGA he makes Louie Gohmert look like AOC.

Anyone who thinks an automatic weapon is necessary for their fight against tyrannical despots is clearly dangerously paranoid and should not be allowed to come within a hundred yards of a firearm.

“Umpiring in the Major League is an incredible thrill, but it can never compare to the excitement that comes with knowing that I am going to spent eternity with Jesus Christ. Umpiring and living a Christian life have a lot of similarities.”--Deadspin 6/13/12

Why is it the English only freaks are the ones with the worst grammar, spelling and punctuation?

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I think the problem is some comedians are being “punished” for jokes they told before woke culture

James Gunn’s career is literally fine. Like, completely fine.

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit, is it?

I mean, if you can only make people laugh AT someone else, and not make them laugh WITH you instead, you’re not very talented. I don’t think there are any taboo subjects, but it seems lazy to me to say “I can’t cruise on gay/racist/sexist jokes anymore so comedy is over.” I’m glad Kroll and Maron, two very unlazy…

“It’s not like he has a concrete list of examples of funny things he has written and directed.”