you may not like the premise. but the acting and jokes are way better on the choir show than they were on Sunnyside.

You: The computer just said that Verlander is better 3rd time through the order.

thanks for checking, edgelord

Dumbest 2 sentences I’ve read all weekend

If two entirely different people do contradictory actions, that isn’t hypocrisy. That’s not a lack of consistency. That’s literally two different people making different choices.

Rightist values do thrive on violence against people with different opinions and crying about how mean it is when someone points out this pattern of behavior, so yeah, this is in line with your values.

How are you enjoying the retirement home, grandpa?

As much as I’m not a Yankee fan... I don’t think they have anyone as douchy as Rougned Odor.

Since you’re good with words. Would you consider yourself more of a douche or a prick?

No it doesn’t.

Die-hard fans who still buy season tickets and tons of gear and complain about tanking are weird to me.

The Giants fans responding are funny, in their own sad way I guess. But please don’t ungrey them.

As a Nats fan, when Maeda didn’t come back out was the first time I thought crushing defeat - while still possible - wasn’t inevitable.

Giant fans are the goddamn worst.

Why don’t people just write Enrique instead of adding an accent that makes no sense.

As soon as settlement payments come from their pension fund and not the taxpayers.

Attacking a police car with knife is not a crime that gets the death penalty.

What a weird thing to decide to write 200 words about!

Play shitty unwritten games, win shitty unwritten prizes

Keep working at it. English is a difficult language to learn!