this site isnt decades old good try though, next!

I like to be informed and entertained, this site used to do that for me.

This website is going downhill in a hurry. Sadly removing from the daily rotation after many years of readership.

You clearly aren’t “woke”

Another alarmist article that does not belong on Deadspin.

This website needs readers like never before, have you seen how many ads they have now? You sound like an idiot.

It happens all the time where I live. People drive/walk around looking for cars warming up in the driveway.

Exactly what I was thinking.

cant stand Trump, but you have a great point.

Tell us more about how you’re a scientist

Give it up Gawker, you lost, LOL

WHY IS THIS ON DEADSPIN? Give the readers what they want, not what you want...

SAD! (Donald Trump voice)