This is actually a lot better for me. I always like to open my story links in Safari and go back into the app to continue where I was. That’s because the f**king app refreshes way too frequently and then all of the timeline gets mixed up.

That first GIF looks like the

I watched the video evidence yesterday. Parallel thinking? I don't think so. The delivery was WAY too close on these jokes.

I like to floss before. If anything is dislodged, it'll be brushed away during brushing. I think it's gross to floss after brushing.

You should have done some narration and then froze the car in mid-air while “them Duke boys” get things figured out.

And he probably didn’t take it off beforehand BECAUSE of the paint damage it would have shown. That would have lessened the value of his truck. The dealership fucked up here but how do you prove that ever actually happened?

Nice fucking PR move. “Look everyone! Conor survived a fight with The Mountain!” Whatever...he CLEARLY had opportunities to crush the little wad.

I don't use voice memos that much, but if I did, I would absolutely prefer using the iCloud route. I love the fact that my notes, calendar, reminders and contacts all sync via iCloud and I can access them on my Mac, iPad or iPhone seemlessly. I only plugged my iPhone into iTunes once in 2015 and that was to do a local…

Had a friggin Kirby salesman come to the house when I was with my ex-whore. I was at the store at the time. I got home and she says that some guy is coming back in an hour to clean our carpets for free because he’s starting his new carpet cleaning business. I knew it was a scam right away but the dumb ex-whore didn’t.…

Wow. That'll be a great story on preventive dental care. Not only does it hit you in the wallet but the pain...oh the pain!

That. Freakin. Blows. As they say, the struggle is REAL!! :(

I tried this tonight...not too bad. Your gums might be a bit sensitive for you at first, but stick with it for at least a week and your gums will toughen right up.

Wow. Hopefully we learned our lesson! Ha!

Absolutely (although I’m a man...but I’ll take your word on the childbirth thing). Had an infection under a tooth once. Horrible, horrible pain. Dentist had to drill a hole down through my tooth to help relieve pressure. Did a cold compress on and off every 20 minutes for about 6 hours before the pressure finally let…

I remember back in my early twenties I didn’t have dental insurance for about 2 years. I didn’t floss much (unless I had something caught in my teeth) and didn’t brush more than once...maybe twice a day. Stupid being young!

Wow...I gotta say. That was an EXCELLENT video! Shot well, commentary was great, and I was interested in every bit. Can’t wait to see more from this guy! Never heard of that car before but it looks like a freakin mouse! Ha!

That’s where the bank screwed up a few times. We gave them all required documents up front (I store that stuff so it’s always readily available to me). It was a complete and thorough submission. So I’d give them the documents and then they’d contact me a week later looking for something...and that something was in my…

Boy am I glad we decided to pull the trigger on a house earlier this year. We closed in May. Our original plan was to buy next year but we had no idea these changes were coming. We stumbled on a great house at a great deal and got it done closing in 5 weeks. I wouldn’t call me and my wife your “typical” loan customers…

LOL! It all goes well until I lock eyes with my Great Dane.

Absolutely. Got 2 big doggies to play with at home. And when all else fails, I'll just rub one out.