She’s dads side piece.

Agreed. She knows that the country is now in the hands of someone who does not give a single fuck about its people, particularly its vulnerable people. At all. And I think she, like her husband (*sob*), actively cares about this country and its people, particularly its vulnerable people.

You’re just NOW dropping ‘MObama’ on us?

Bud Lite? Good lord you have a low opinion of Michelle.

100% agree, and I cried when I listened to her speech. As I was drying my tears, I read a comment on another forum from a Trumpster who thought she was so witty by saying “We can’t say Happy New Year until January 20th 12:01pm!!” and I immediately wanted to throw up.

I cant believe we are going from her to some 3rd rate eastern European Maxim pin up who sounds like the Terminator and is probably too stupid to find her home country on a map.

And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

double fuck everything

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

This country did not deserve her as a First Lady. It is so infuriating that so many people who will applaud and cheer for a woman who has achieved nothing in her life but was born beautiful could not bring themselves to respect someone who has accomplished so much. Fuck everything.

Well, I’m crying already.

Well, sure, but I mean, was this evidenced in the attack video? Were they yelling ‘retard’ or something? (I won’t watch it, I have to think of my blood pressure.)

Buzzfeed was a perfect example of this yesterday. There was an article about this right next to an article listing all the pro-Trump hate crimes that’ve taken place since the election. In the comments for the pro-Trump hate crimes people were calling it all fake. In the comments to this - people were LOSING THEIR…

I want to point out that it took 3 weeks for hate crime charges to be brought against Dylan Roof. 

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

We’ve always said it’s because we never liked the same drugs or men

Your friend in drugs who sticks around after the drugs is a goddamn friend, indeed.

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

Kim Burrell has hit 14:58 on the clock.