I watched her on Charlie Rose and started to wonder if she was legit, then remembered her body of work. Then this. Then that. Then what the fuck does she stand for? Whatever you want her to stand for, apparently. I’m a journo major who chose other avenues for income, but my education tells me she lacks the neutral…

“An exceptional journalist” this lady is not.

Typically used for sea monkey animal husbandry, but yes, there is a market!

I would have rather it been a bag full of receipts made out to PP and other organizations the GOP want to destroy in the name of Pence, and Trump

There’s a market for microscopic penis pumps?

I feel so badly for anyone who works or lives anywhere near Trump tower. The next...well forever (cause lifetime secret service protection and stuff)...is going to have an extra layer of hell added to the hellscape the rest of the country will be.

To be fair, she does give one hell of an inspiring speech ;)

Good. Actions have consequences.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

Good. We’ve got to stop normalizing this type of thing and stop giving these people a platform to air their ignorant beliefs. On another note, I really miss A&E’s old programming. The only thing they show anymore is Storage Wars and First 48. I miss Breakfast with the Arts, America’s Castles, City Confidential, etc.…

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

Fuck her and her three small children.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

I hate to be argumentative on a point that I agree with in terms of cinema? But its not that simple as a Mel Brooks movie. What do black and brown people do, while the jokes are being hurled. What about the LGBTQ community? Do they just endure the damage until Trump resigns because he’s being made fun of? The White…

“Do we really need to see the mannerisms of our new leader through the lens of comedy on TV?”

He’s going to need it for all of the drugs he’s going to need to cope with inhabiting that mental space.

Shucks, that’s just fancy pants music. Where are the gee-tars? And the ‘Murican flag bikinis? Now that’s a show!

I will laugh so hard forever if it ends up actually being Ted Nugent.

But I feel you’re just getting started. How about Brock Turner? Julian Assange? Boris Johnson? Timothy Loehmann? Michael Slager? And still, Bill Cosby: as Larry Wilmore would say, “We haven’t forgotten you, motherfucker!”