I think “president the donald” qualifies as a national tragedy

I’ve been thinking, in general, about the average people who get to meet the president. Usually it’s an honor, and is because you either did something cool or something terrible happened. I cannot imagine it being an honor to meet Trump, and I would be really pissed if my chance to meet a president happened and it…

The only reason I’d ever want to meet him would be to try to get in a knee to his junk before the secret service tackled me.

Can you imagine Donald trying to comfort the families of soldiers who have been killed overseas? “I like people who weren’t killed. Losers!”

I’m going to eat cake. It makes me feel better. :)

I mean, right? This is just meaningless noise. The idea that Ivanka Trump gives a single fuck about what any of these women think is laughable. We’re all fucked.

She dosen’t come off normal...nor nice...she comes off entitled...out of touch...and heartless....

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

I’ll have you know that this stuff works quite well. Just the other day my supervisor was explaining that... well, she was saying something about numbers or whatever. I flailed my arms wildly and frantically screamed “WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!?” in her face. I am now CEO.

“Listen here, little lady, the bigger question is why Obama isn’t investigating Hillary’s child molesting pizza parlors.”

The Hillary that these people believe exists would have had no problem rigging the election in her favor.

I wonder if, now that Hillary’s ostensibly out of the picture, any of these people will realize how fucked up Trump and Jones are. How long can the Clinton-hating go on for? How long can these people keep sharing videos about the Clintons stealing money and murdering opponents before it dawns on them that their…

I’ve known about Alex Jones for awhile because I find conspiracy theories interesting as a phenomenon. But I hate that in just a couple of years he’s gone from being way on the fringe to being semi-legitimized by the far right.

I was surfing some far right websites and they connected that Faithless Elector from Texas to Soros with 4 degrees of separation (his employer > the company his employer is a subsidiary of > founded by a liberal > Soros) and they’re all like “Woowo wo o MSM NOT REPORTING?! WHY!!! CROOKED!!”

I absolutely detest that Alex Jones gained enough traction that I now know who he is. Anything he doesn’t want to believe is “fake”. NYMag had a heartbreaking piece today about a former Alex Jones listener whose son was killed in Newtown. And as a grieving parent has been trying to convince Jones and other hoax-ers…

Yeah, the claim among the true believers is that it was a false flag attack to discredit the accusations by making them look like crazy, violent idiots.

Being from Jersey which voted blue can we at least agree that the car salesman is from a red state? Maybe Ohio specifically today with their 6 week heartbeat abortion ban bullshit?

Which is ridiculous, because everyone know’s Satan is a used car salesman from Jersey, not a biracial guy from Kenya Hawaii.

I like the jib of your jab.

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.