Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Hell yes, and don’t forget the veterans groups, each led by a Native American woman vet, who showed up to protect the water defenders. Now that is fucking American. Fuck these corporate, fossil fuel, fuck-the-environment bastards.

Don’t forget to call some of your troll groups, too. Some of them are pro-environment, and some of the ones that are not would take this on just for the lulz.

This proves that activism; especially by badass tribal members, women, queer folks, PoC, etc.; fucking works. This is amazing news and I’m elated. But: we can’t get complacent. We still have to keep fighting. Keep donating to conservation charities. Keep calling your representatives. Keep being loud. Keep up the good…

Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

sarcastic?

Obama tried, had a plan and was about to enact the closure of Guantanamo but then congress passed a law with the specific intent of keeping him from removing prisoners from Guantanamo, so now he can’t do that without breaking the law. I would not be surprised; however, if Obama still did it during the holiday break…

I snorted. And then burst into tears.

Better?

I’m imagining that next Thanksgiving Trump is going to refuse to pardon any turkeys. He’ll say they to need to be held accountable for being turkeys.

But just remember, when Trump says “believe me,” it means “I’m saying this for rhetorical effect—who knows what I’ll actually do?”

My brain is literally incapable of imagining Trump doing this. There is NOTHING affable or gracious about him. NOTHING.

Here’s your weekly reminder that the Obamas are leaving the White House, so this is the last time we as a nation will be filled with true holiday cheer before The Grinch That Defrauded and Fired Christmas begins his four-year run.

THIS.

You don’t have to get money from the Vanderbilts—who, yes, more or less threw their fortune away—for it to be interesting that you’re a Vanderbilt.

Mr. Finger up where?

Anderson Cooper, and my reaction to him, helped cement, for me, the idea of a spectrum of sexuality. Cause even though I identify as straight, have never fooled around with a dude, and have never had (past fantasies in my alone time) the inkling to ever fool around with a dude, my reaction would be damn similar to Mr…

Anti-choice. That’s the proper term and one I’ve heard used a lot. I like it because it really gets at what the movement is all about: restricting freedoms. These people don’t give a shit about life.