fuck yeah, queens.
fuck that guy in the car. i’d have flung his wallet all over the road and tossed his phone straight up in the air.
I just got the MDR-1000x and they are the tits. these were 2nd runner up in my decision making.
I just got the MDR-1000x and they are the tits. these were 2nd runner up in my decision making.
and do you sell these beauties? got a site?
and do you sell these beauties? got a site?
build a giant olympic city barge and float it around to different cities.
PIFFLE.
RUNNY YOLK IS EGG GRAVY.
what the shit do you even need this for? do you not have a sponge?
what the shit do you even need this for? do you not have a sponge?
tissues are for snot. picking is for boogers.
proper use of oatmeal - pile it all up in a little mountain, and douse it with gasoline. atop this marvelous conflagration, set your frying pan. within said frying pan fry 4 strips of bacon. in grease from finished bacon, fry 2 eggs.
I did the same w my mazda5. had 3 sidewall “bubbles” and a pothole blowout (probably shouldnt have been entering the triboro bridge toll plaza doing 70 either). tire coverage replaced, but exhausted the coverage. eventually replaced wheels w 16" w more sidewall rubber. havent had a problem since. but good god that car…
buy one diarrhea, get one free.
buy one diarrhea, get one free.
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.
my favorite random mutation - “oops” - sneezing + diarrhea
I often think of the cavemen. I’m sure they were eating raw meat quite a bit, just like the animals. Maybe they had fire. Every once in a while someone would drop a hunk of meat on the fire and they’d all be pissed off. “Gerald, you dropped a piece of meat on the fire, you suck. it’s ruined now.” But then one day…