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Isn’t it the district attorney’s office that decides whether or not someone is charged with a crime?

so, anyone know?
why is a raven like a writing desk?
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(because Poe wrote on both)

so, anyone know?
why is a raven like a writing desk?
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(because Poe wrote on both)

the guy who voiced tigger, Paul Winchell, invented the first implantable artificial heart.

that first image screams RING AVULSION.

snapping a whip antenna off a car in a parking lot to use as a weapon used to be a standard technique taught in self defense classes.  im not sure a sharks fin is going to be as effective.

I definitely ate there BITD.

Hell yeah dabney coleman

I believe this article gets the “NO SHIT” award of the morning, at least.  

very important when watching zombie things, like walking dead -
whispering - “Hey lets sneak real quiet like around those zombies, and sneak past those angry dudes over there, and then blow up that truck.”
BOOOOOOM.
Gotta have both

very important when watching zombie things, like walking dead -
whispering - “Hey lets sneak real quiet like around

Jesus you’re an idiot.

How to not make a giant pitcher of lemonade:

any reply that does not allow you to sneak around the house and pretend you’re a ninja should be thrown right out:

any reply that does not allow you to sneak around the house and pretend you’re a ninja should be thrown right out:

people who back into spots should be drawn and quartered. fuck them.

I had an ENT remove a chunk of wax the size of a stack of quarters from each ear. on first pass it was so caked in there he sent me home to use debrox for 2 weeks before he would go in and clear it out. i went back 2 days later in excruciating pain. wax scooped RIGHT out w the little spoon tool. seriously, each one

when you open a new bottle of peroxide or alcohol, do like Anton:

i love mayo. i eat chicken cutlets cold out of the fridge with mayo on them.

what are you talking about JERRBOBB?

what are you talking about JERRBOBB?

Go screw your not-including-entenmanns list.