Can’t vouch for this, but...

Don’t really care one way or the other about whether he claims wins that don’t actually exist, but I’m wondering why going either 10-3 or 11-2 (either way they didn’t win or share a Big 12 title) and winning the Alamo Bowl is worthy of commemorative rings.

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

The best female tennis player of all time

“why didn’t the Andre the Giant Memorial battle royal break the ring? why didn’t they just reinforce the ring, like Gorilla Monsoon used to say?”

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Dolph is a great *bumper* but a lousy *seller*. The guy tumbles like a sneaker in a dryer, but never seems like he takes any damage.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

This is dumb because it does not even accurately reflect history. I do think it’s funny you might believe European men showed up on the shores of Africa, enslaving the natives by running them down and shackling them, though

Dude is raining missiles on Syria as we speak.

Here’s the thing: No team’s primary logo currently features a raptor. So, if that’s out and we’re left to choose from the teams that actually have animals in their logos, the closest to peaking 75 million years ago is... a hornet?

“Is that an NCAA thing or a Georgetown thing?”

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Cuonzo Martin won some postseason games at Tennessee. He took them to the Sweet Sixteen in 2014. But that’s okay; most Tennessee fans don’t remember that or give him credit for it either.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

No.

That line is literally in the sub-headline, so you didn’t read any of the profile... It’s a corny line, but it made me chuckle.

Dan Snyders’ not denying it’s his mouthpiece!

^This. Personally I thought I was the last person watching Scandal, let alone, the only male.