Hey, piece of shit. It’s NAIA, not Division II - you don’t have to even look it up. It’s in the fucking video.

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

This was fucking excellent.

The real story is Adam Schefter scooping Woj.

UCLA, Arizona, or Oregon. If any of those three win the Pac-12 tourney they should be the #1 seed in the West over Gonzaga.

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

Anything to get out of a place that would trade back for Tyreke Evans

In 2007 the ESA Foundation established a scholarship program to assist women and minority students who are pursuing degrees leading to careers in Computer & Video Game Arts. In 2009 we extended this opportunity to graduating high school seniors and doubled the amount of awards granted from 15 to 30.

“No more journalism here, just pure politics.”

Sorry dude, but this is a ridiculous, overly simplistic argument and you should feel bad for making it.

What an asshole.

you cannot guard a man who exists in the silvery slipspace between the waking world and the dream world

Okay so I’m going to put my truther hat on for just a minute. I’m squinting here and that basket does not seem to move the way it should given the force with which he seems to ‘dunk’ it. So I ask you men and women of the jury: Was this really a dunk dunk or one of those throw-the-ball-really-hard in the basket moves…

Shall we stop clicking here for the next four years

Shall we stop clicking here for the next four years, since we know we will only get the same hate rephrased every time? That’s my plan.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

Isn’t a donkey punch its own reward?