Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Absolutely, though I give slight edge to the stunner, because the Rock Bottom was more of a combination move for Rock, with The People’s Elbow. What makes both moves fantastic is their utility. You didn’t need to be a highly trained wrestler, in order to effectively sell it. Neither are particularly dangerous to a…

RGIII? I think he’s in a two-dimensional Phantom Zone panel. The Phantom Zone: Where Once-Winners Are Banished.

That last line was painful. At first I was thinking “what the hell, no he’s not” but then I realized my brain had just been protecting me from the terrifying truth the whole time.

Can’tlie...I’ve seen this a thousand times. As a white dude in a gym with all black guys my best advice is to go at somebody quick. Try to dunk on someone’s head, cross and hit a three, but you gotta do something to earn their respect real quick. It ain’t right, it’s racist as hell, but it is what it is. Unless you…

It is not a penis, but I see your confusion as everyone who lives in Florida is a dick.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

Taking a stab at Hinton’s reaction when he found out he sent that to the AP

Good article but they sort of bury the lede by not mentioning that he also played 23 minutes by wearing a fake Steph Curry jersey.

Watt, you made the worst internet mistake. Never respond to “that guy”. That’s like responding to the “grays” on Kinja.

My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.

Yes, if we were all McDonald’s All Americans drafted into the NBA.

Is it too much to ask that Brock comes out to his WWE theme? It’s the only song that fits for him

In the meme generation, speed is rewarded almost more so than craftsmanship. He still got his first (wonderful) pic out in less than 30 minutes, but most folks will slap together a decent enough macro in 30 seconds for some reddit attention. It would be nice if more folks polished their photoshops, but it won’t happen.

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

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